So let me get this straight – a Royal Baby (not that I’m massively interested) – born on Shakespeare Day?
If they’re not going to call it William, and I guess they won’t for obvious reasons – there’s only one alternative, surely …
It’s high time we had another Royal Richard.
After all, we’ve got a Charles, and the first one wasn’t up to much. But it seems that Richard is a taboo name in the royal family, nowadays. When was the last one?
What’s the worst that could happen? After all, he won’t be next in line to the throne. A LOT of people would have to die before … ah, oh, wait!
The Boar's Head, Eastcheap 