On a(nother) Royal Baby …

A suggestion for the happy couple …

Catherine Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to her third child, Lindo Wing, St Mary's Hospital, London, UK - 23 Apr 2018
You’d be smiling too if you had unlimited parental leave …

So let me get this straight – a Royal Baby (not that I’m massively interested) – born on Shakespeare Day?

If they’re not going to call it William, and I guess they won’t for obvious reasons – there’s only one alternative, surely …

It’s high time we had another Royal Richard.

After all, we’ve got a Charles, and the first one wasn’t up to much.  But it seems that Richard is a taboo name in the royal family, nowadays.  When was the last one?

BH olivier richard iii

What’s the worst that could happen?  After all, he won’t be next in line to the throne.  A LOT of people would have to die before … ah, oh, wait!



Author: Boar's Head, Eastcheap

Hyperactive English Teacher and Tutor; Shakespeare-obsessed 'Villainous abominable misleader of youth'; 'old white-bearded Satan'; Friend of the Orangutan

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